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title: "Candy Catalog" created: 2026-04-06T00:00:00.000Z modified: 2026-04-06T18:10:00.000Z tags: [product, candy, catalog] order: 1

Candy Catalog

"Every sweet tells a story. Ours just happen to also sparkle, pop, and occasionally defy gravity."

This is the master product catalog for Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes candy line. Every product we sell, are about to sell, or are still arguing about selling — it's all here.


Full Product Lineup

NameCategoryStagePrice (Galleons)Owner
[[Moonbeam Meltdrops]]Luxury / RomanticProduction Ready7George
[[Patronus Pop Rocks]]Novelty / StudentFinal Testing3George
[[Canary Cream Supremes]]Classic / PrankPhase 3 Trials5Fred
[[Portable Swamp Taffy]]Experimental / ChaosR&DTBDGeorge
[[Love Potions]]Romantic / PremiumR&D9George

Product Categories

  • Luxury / Romantic — Premium sweets for date nights, gifts, and "I'm sorry I turned you into a canary" apology boxes. Higher margin, lower volume.
  • Novelty / Student — The bread and butter. Affordable, shareable, and designed to be the most interesting thing at the Gryffindor table.
  • Classic / Prank — Our heritage line. The products that built the brand. Updated, upgraded, and still reliably hilarious.
  • Experimental / Chaos — Things George hasn't signed off on yet. Proceed with caution and possibly a shield charm.

Catalog Rules

  1. Every product must have a Ministry safety rating before it hits the shelf (even if Fred thinks the rating system is "a creativity tax")
  2. Pricing must align with [[Pricing Strategy]] tier structure
  3. Packaging must follow [[Brand Guide]] color and voice standards
  4. No product ships without at least one good joke on the label (see [[Joke Book]])

See [[Product]] for the broader product roadmap. See [[Pricing Strategy]] for tier details and margin targets.