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title: "Social Media" created: 2026-04-06T00:00:00.000Z modified: 2026-04-06T18:10:00.000Z tags: [marketing, social-media, newsletter, advertising] order: 2

Social Media

"In the Muggle world they have 'influencers.' We have owls and a mate who does Quidditch commentary."

Our social channels are a mix of old wizarding media and some creative workarounds. No internet, no problem — we've been going viral since before Muggles invented the concept.


Channel Strategy

Owl Post Newsletter — "The Weekly Wheeze"

Our crown jewel. Bi-weekly newsletter to 2,400 subscribers and growing.

  • Frequency: Every other Tuesday
  • Format: Enchanted parchment (text changes color as you read, unfolds to reveal product images)
  • Content mix: 40% new products, 30% jokes/entertainment, 20% promotions, 10% behind-the-scenes
  • Open rate equivalent: 94% (owls confirm delivery; parchment charm confirms unfolding)
  • Best performer: "Fred's Forbidden Product Preview" issues — people LOVE feeling like insiders

Growth tactics:

  • Every in-store purchase includes a signup card (Verity hands them out with receipts)
  • Referral program: refer 3 friends, get a free Canary Cream
  • Hogwarts common room bulletin board postings (Lee Jordan handles Gryffindor, we bribe prefects for the rest)

Daily Prophet Advertising

Ad TypeFrequencyCostPerformance
Full-page spreadMonthly40 GalleonsHigh — drives 15% of new foot traffic
Quarter-pageWeekly12 GalleonsMedium — good for product awareness
Classified / funny adWeekly3 GalleonsSurprisingly high — people clip these out
Advertorial ("Sponsored Mischief")Monthly25 GalleonsExcellent — feels like content, not ads

Top tip: The classified ads perform absurdly well because people actually read the classifieds. Fred writes them as fake personal ads. "SWM (Single Wizard, Mischievous) seeks partner who appreciates a good Canary Cream. Must love orange."

Wizarding Wireless Network

  • Slot: 30 seconds during Lee Jordan's Quidditch coverage segments
  • Cost: 8 Galleons per spot
  • Frequency: Match days only (roughly 2x per month during season)
  • Style: Lee does the read himself. Unscripted. It's chaos and it's perfect.
  • ROI: Hard to measure directly, but brand awareness in the 17-25 demographic is through the roof

Content Calendar Coordination

All social content syncs with [[Marketing]] campaign calendar. New product launches get a 3-week content arc:

  1. Week -1: Teaser (newsletter hint + mysterious Daily Prophet classified)
  2. Launch week: Full push across all channels
  3. Week +1: Customer testimonials and "how to use" content

Key Metrics (Q2 Targets)

  • Newsletter subscribers: 2,400 → 3,000
  • Daily Prophet ad recall: 45% → 55%
  • In-store "heard about us from..." tracking: aim for 30% citing a specific channel

See also: [[Marketing]], [[Brand Guide]], [[Sales]]