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title: "Marketing" created: 2026-04-06T00:00:00.000Z modified: 2026-04-06T18:10:00.000Z tags: [marketing, campaigns, brand, advertising] order: 2

Marketing campaign workshop

Marketing

"We don't do subtle. Subtle is for people who lack confidence in their product."

Fred runs marketing, and his philosophy is simple: be impossible to ignore. Every campaign should make someone laugh, gasp, or immediately reach for their money pouch. Ideally all three.

This quarter's big push is the Moonbeam Meltdrops launch — our first foray into the "romantic evening" market. It's a departure from pure pranks, and Fred is terrified it might be... tasteful.


Q2 Campaign Calendar

WeekCampaignChannelOwner
Apr 7-13Moonbeam Meltdrops teaserDaily Prophet full-pageFred
Apr 14-20"Glow Date" influencer kitsOwl Post to 50 tastemakersVerity
Apr 21-27Launch day — in-store eventDiagon Alley flagshipAll hands
MayPatronus Pop Rocks school pushHogwarts owl dropsLee Jordan
JuneSummer bundle campaignAll channelsFred + Lee

Campaign performance data is tracked in campaigns.csv.

Active Channels

  • Daily Prophet — full-page ads, advertorials, "sponsored mischief" column
  • Owl Post Newsletter — bi-weekly to 2,400 subscribers (see [[Social Media]])
  • Wizarding Wireless Network — 30-second spots during Quidditch coverage
  • Word of Mouth — still our #1 channel, and it's free

Launch Plan: Moonbeam Meltdrops

  1. Week -2: Teaser campaign — "Something's glowing in Diagon Alley" (mysterious, no product reveal)
  2. Week -1: Influencer seeding — send kits to Witch Weekly editors, Celestina Warbeck's manager, and select Hogwarts prefects
  3. Launch Day: In-store event with enchanted ceiling (mimics a starry night), free samples, couples discount
  4. Week +1: User-generated content push — "Show us your glow" owl-in photo contest
  5. Week +2: Expand to Hogsmeade and wholesale partners

Key Resources

  • [[Brand Guide]] — voice, colors, typography rules
  • [[Social Media]] — channel-specific strategies
  • [[Sales]] — alignment on pricing and promotions
  • [[Product]] — what's launching and when
  • [[owl-post-crm]] — subscriber management

AI Agent Prompts

Campaign Brief Generator "Draft a campaign brief for [product name]. Include target audience, key message, channels, timeline, and success metrics. Use our brand voice from the Brand Guide."

Ad Copy Writer "Write three versions of a Daily Prophet ad for [product]. One dramatic, one funny, one mysterious. Each under 50 words."

Post-Campaign Analysis "Review campaigns.csv and summarize performance for the last 30 days. Highlight top-performing campaigns by engagement and suggest optimizations."